Review; Bad Dragon's Cumlube!

Cumlube is a patented lubricant that is exclusive to Bad Dragon. The product is offered in both white and clear forms. Obviously the white is supposed to mimic real ejaculate, whereas the clear less so. I supposed it could imitate female ejaculate, but either way there is an option between the two.

There's nothing too alarming in the ingredients, however a small caution; For those ladies who may be sensitive to lubricants, I'd steer away from the white. It contains Titanium Dioxide, which has been shown (through many claims on the forum it's self) to cause Urinary Tract Infections when used in women prone to these. This is because, while body safe, the Titanium Dioxide doesn't really break down and can build up in the urethral opening. Guys, you should be fine, But if you're using penetrable's with an excess of lube, take care and clean yourselves well.

Here is a photo of the ingredients on the white lubricant. The clear is identical, excluding the Titanium Dioxide;

The Lubricant itself has a good consistency, however it does boarder on the runny side. For those of you looking for a lubricant that mimics ejaculate (as the name suggests..), this is the most convincing lubricant you can buy that I know of.

There is no apparent smell or taste to this lube, and although it is safe to ingest it's often advised against doing so in large quantities since it can make you quite sick. Im pretty sure there was a video floating around youtube a while back of someone drinking cumlube.. Yeesh. Also.. the slimy texture of this lube makes it pretty unpalatable to start off with. 

A quick photo of the spiel on the side of the bottle;

Upon application, it will become apparent that the lubricant is very, very slick and somewhat sticky. It strings easily between your fingers and the toy, which is both a blessing and a curse since this can causes seemingly everything to be covered in lube..

Another thing to note is that if you're using this lubricant in the bathroom or in an area that is tiled, be very, very careful after play. The lube can stay slick for days and if you miss just one spot when cleaning up it could cause a nasty fall-- I myself have had a close call in the tub where forgotten lube lingered.

A good thing about this lubricant is that if it dries out, a simple application of water or saliva can slick it up again. I've heard of people keeping a small spray bottle near their play area so that they can easily mist the dried spot and continue their fun. If all else fails though, simply reapply.

For those of you who purchase toys with cumtubes, You will always recieved a bottle of White Cumlube free with the order. This is a pretty good deal considering a cumtube is $20, and you get a free syringe and lube which would normally cost you $10 for the two. 

Cumlube can also be purchased in bulk (8 bottles) for $48, which also includes one free extra bottle! I think you should be able to ticket and request your bulk-bought lube to be half and half if you wish. That would be 4 white and 4 clear.

I personally use Cumlube a lot, however I prefer to cut it with another, thicker water based lubricant, such as Maximus or Durex 2 in 1 massage.. I do this because it just helps increase the longevity of the cumlube whilst keeping all of it's original properties. I rarely have to reapply when using this half-and-half mixture, and it smells good to boot! Just make sure that if you're mixing lubricants that they're both water based, because Silicone can destroy you toys.

If anybody still has any questions or queries regarding Cumlube, don't hesitate to ask.

Purchase your Cumlube at Bad Dragon!